60 Road Trip Puns

I never get TIREd of making road trip puns! Just look at my Instagram account for proof. So I tried WHEELy hard to come up with some dad-joke worthy wordplay that will have you laughing out loud in the car.

Use these road trip puns as funny Instagram captions for your travel photos or just to have a good chuckle. Copy the quips to use for Instagram captions, email sign-offs, or texts to your besties or save the images to your phone to share them on your Instagram stories or other social media . Don’t forget to tag me at @SillyAmerica if you do, and follow me there too for more road trip inspiration!

Road Trip Puns

Road trip rules? All bets CAR off!

Having a WHEEL-y fun time on my road trip!

Vanlife? Yes, I think we VAN!

Taking the week off work. Instead of nine to five, I’m working nine to DRIVE!

Road trip rules? All bets CAR off! - Road Trip Puns
Having a WHEEL-y fun time on my road trip! - Road Trip Puns
Vanlife? Yes, I think we VAN! - Road Trip Puns
Taking the week off work. Instead of nine to five, I'm working nine to DRIVE! - Road Trip Puns

RV there yet?

Get your GAS into gear!

Am I having fun? That’s a DRIVEN!

I’m AUTO-ly delighted to be on the road!

RV there yet? - Road Trip Puns
Get your GAS into gear! - Road Trip Puns
Am I having fun? That's a DRIVEN! - Road Trip Puns
I'm AUTO-ly delighted to be on the road! - Road Trip Puns

You drive me CAR-azy!

No stops? That’s FUEL and unusual punishment!

I think it’s time we BRAKE up.

Thrills and GRILLES!

You drive me CAR-azy! - Road Trip Puns
No stops? That's FUEL and unusual punishment! - Road Trip Puns
I think it's time we BRAKE up. - Road Trip Puns
Thrills and GRILLES! - Road Trip Puns

Road trip? ALPACA my bags!

I love road trips, but all this driving is TIRE-ing!

I have a rather EXHAUST-ive itinerary!

Ad-VAN-ture awaits!

Road trip? ALPACA my bags! - Road Trip Puns
I love road trips, but all this driving is TIRE-ing! - Road Trip Puns
I have a rather EXHAUST-ive itinerary! - Road Trip Puns
Ad-VAN-ture awaits! - Road Trip Puns

Camping trips are time well TENT!

I’ve been driving all day – time for a BRAKE!

Love to road trip? You’re AUTO-matically my new BFF!

Road trips are an a-FORD-able way to travel.

Camping trips are time well TENT! - Road Trip Puns
I've been driving all day - time for a BRAKE! - Road Trip Puns
Love to road trip? You're AUTO-matically my new BFF! - Road Trip Puns
Road trips are an a-FORD-able way to travel. - Road Trip Puns

Not going to lie, today was kind of a DRAG!

All’s WHEEL that ends WHEEL.

BYWAY, I like your style.

Let’s be GEAR: I’m always up for an adventure!

Not going to lie, today was kind of a DRAG! - Road Trip Puns
All's WHEEL that ends WHEEL. - Road Trip Puns
BYWAY, I like your style. - Road Trip Puns
Let's be GEAR: I'm always up for an adventure!- Road Trip Puns

CAR and away, this has been the best trip ever!

Read ’em and JEEP!

Having SUITE dreams in my hotel.

BRAKE it till you make it!

CAR and away, this has been the best trip ever! - Road Trip Puns
Read 'em and JEEP! - Road Trip Puns
Having SUITE dreams in my hotel. - Road Trip Puns
BRAKE it till you make it! - Road Trip Puns

SPOILER alert!

Where to next? It’s anybody’s GAS!

Wrong turn? I couldn’t CAR less!

All you SPEED is love! And a full tank of gas.

SPOILER alert! - Road Trip Puns
Where to next? It's anybody's GAS! - Road Trip Puns
Wrong turn? I couldn't CAR less! - Road Trip Puns
All you SPEED is love! And a full tank of gas. - Road Trip Puns

Don’t PRIUS your luck!

After driving all day, I’m EXHAUSTed!

Once in a WHEEL, a long drive is what you need!

Getting to the ROUTE of the problem!

Don’t PRIUS your luck! - Road Trip Puns
After driving all day, I'm EXHAUSTed! - Road Trip Puns
Once in a WHEEL, a long drive is what you need!
Getting to the ROUTE of the problem! - Road Trip Puns

Time to fly the COUPE!

FUEL never guess what I saw today!

FIAT chance!

Let’s WHEEL the deal!

Time to fly the COUPE! - Road Trip Puns
FUEL never guess what I saw today! - Road Trip Puns
FIAT chance! - Road Trip Puns
Let's WHEEL the deal! - Road Trip Puns

I have a top TIRE road trip pun for you!

I’m your biggest VAN!

That’s TRAFFIC news!

DRIVE never done this before!

I have a top TIRE road trip pun for you! - Road Trip Puns
I'm your biggest VAN! - Road Trip Puns
That's TRAFFIC news! - Road Trip Puns
DRIVE never done this before! - Road Trip Puns

Get a ROAD of this!

Give into GEAR pressure!

I’ll spare you my SAAB story.

Road trips are just mind over MOTOR!

Get a ROAD of this! - Road Trip Puns
Give into GEAR pressure! - Road Trip Puns
I'll spare you my SAAB story. - Road Trip Puns
Road trips are just mind over MOTOR! - Road Trip Puns

Slow moving traffic is always a HORN in my side!

This road trip is getting hot and CHEVY!

I have no set itinerary – I’m just FUELing around!

Road trips? They’re GEAR to my heart!

Slow moving traffic is always a HORN in my side! - Road Trip Puns
This road trip is getting hot and CHEVY! - Road Trip Puns
I have no set itinerary - I'm just FUELing around! - Road Trip Puns
Road trips? They're GEAR to my heart! - Road Trip Puns

This too shall GAS.

Take a walk on the wild RIDE!

Long drives? That’s my Achilles WHEEL!

Return to FENDER.

This too shall GAS. - Road Trip Puns
Take a walk on the wild RIDE!- Road Trip Puns
Long drives? That's my Achilles WHEEL! - Road Trip Puns
Return to FENDER. - Road Trip Puns

Taking a road trip? Who’d have TRUNK!

I find no ASPHALT with my destination.

In IGNITION to road trips, I like to fly too!

HOTEL me what happened!

Taking a road trip? Who'd have TRUNK!- Road Trip Puns
I find no ASPHALT with my destination. - Road Trip Puns
In IGNITION to road trips, I like to fly too! - Road Trip Puns
HOTEL me what happened! - Road Trip Puns

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I never get TIREd of making road trip puns! So I tried WHEELy hard to come up with some dad-joke worthy wordplay that will have you laughing out loud in the car. Use these funny road trip puns as funny Instagram captions for your travel photos or just to have a good chuckle. #Pun #Puns #RoadTrip #RoadTrips #RoadTripPuns #Funny #Jokes
I never get TIREd of making road trip puns! So I tried WHEELy hard to come up with some dad-joke worthy wordplay that will have you laughing out loud in the car. Use these funny road trip puns as funny Instagram captions for your travel photos or just to have a good chuckle. #Pun #Puns #RoadTrip #RoadTrips #RoadTripPuns #Funny #Jokes

Valerie Bromann

Founder & ROad Trip Expert

Valerie Bromann is a a website manager, content creator, and writer from Chicago, Illinois (currently living in Dallas, Texas). As an avid road tripper who has visited hundreds of roadside attractions, Val always pull over for a world’s largest thing. Founder of Silly America and author of The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book, she visits, photographs, and writes about all the weird tourist destinations she visits and offers road trip planning advice and inspiration based on her own travels so you can hit the road for yourself.

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The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book - Everything You Need to Have and Record an Epic Road Trip! By Valerie Bromann

The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book

Everything You Need to Have and Record an Epic Road Trip!

BY Valerie Bromann

Enjoy fun games and challenges to pass the time on your next road trip and have a keepsake to look back on for years to come with this entertaining must-have for your next vacation.

The road trip you’ve been dreaming of starts here! Journal about your stops and get to know your fellow passengers with activities and exercises designed to pass the time and bring you closer together. Instead of “Are we there yet?” you’ll find yourself asking, “We’re there already?”. Complete with prompts you can turn to while driving between locations, this journal will one day be a memento of your life-changing trip.